- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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