Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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