Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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Welcome to the anti-joke Olympics! As you can see ladies and gentlemen, our contestants are starting to look very excited as the "who can look the most bored" competition is just about to begin! We are terribly sorry to announce that as for the butterfly style contest, all of the butterflies drowned :( While at this corner, we can see these contestants have been waiting patiently for hours for the "who is the most impatient" contest to begin! While over here, none of our contestants have yet to make a chicken cross the road and tell them why! In the meantime watch as we mistreat these Jews in order to find out what is worse, the holocaust or a worm in your apple! So far our contestants with worms in their apples are complaining more, but dying significantly less, how will this end! How exciting! Finally our swing contest has been cancelled as Sally refuses to get on it! Moral: BUT WILL IT BLEND!

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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The truth is he loves her!!

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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What's blue? The sky.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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