- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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