- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

I have a really funny joke.

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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