- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

ask me if i am a tree. no.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Title IX

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

Alchohol.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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