- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

I have a really funny joke.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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