Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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black chicken. kfc

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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