- Anti Joke

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.