- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Beka has AIDS

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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