- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

what do you call obama a dumbass

What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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