Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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Anti Joke

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