Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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This sentance contains three errers

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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womans having rights.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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