why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Face...the other white meat!

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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