why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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pobody's nerfect

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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