a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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