- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Racial equality.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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