- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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