- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

What stops a train? A missile

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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