- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

pobody's nerfect

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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