- Anti Joke

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Good afternoon.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.