Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

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What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

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A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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