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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.