- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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