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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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