- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

WOMENS RIGHTS

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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