- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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