- Anti Joke

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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