what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Swag.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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