Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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The truth is he loves her!!

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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