What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

knock knock whos there? nobody

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Swag.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

The truth is he loves her!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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