Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

Iif your reading this ur gay

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Life

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

mark is religion

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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