- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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