What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

womens rights

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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