What happened to your hamster? It died.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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