- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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