what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Mooses

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Why so serious ?

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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