- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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womens rights

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

knock knock who's there? hope

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Water? I hardly know her.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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