- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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