Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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This isn't funny.

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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