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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

João Duarte reads this.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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