- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Justin Bieber.

What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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