A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

the sky is green no it is not

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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