- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??