- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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