i like men but im not gay

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The WNBA

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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N-E Pats never cheated

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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Amazing

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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