- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

White NBA players.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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