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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Yanter, Look it up

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.