- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

where's mom I killed her

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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