Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

What is 9+10? 19

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

President Donald Trump

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Gretta has five legs? -no

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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