What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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Sarah Palin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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My lady, that is the backside of trust, I have decided to trust you, how am I supposed to feel about the fact that I believe to the point where I know that you mean everything you are saying? And that if you had any interest in backstabbing me, I would be risking my life, wife and friends. Do you not get trust? If you keep thinking like that, tomorrow you could be suspecting the mailman for being a spy, I can, and could tell you that I will cut ties with my employees, but then I would have you not only to believe me, but to support me financially, I do not need much, in fact, I need you to trust me, and if you do not trust me, what does it matter if I quit? You could accuse me for typing books that alter the mind (all books do), you could accuse me of having killed Nero and taken over... The point is, if you cannot trust me, then I cannot help you with what you ask, and if that is a requirement for our friendship to persist, then you are not looking for a friend, but for a employee.

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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