- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

i hate black people

Skinny people fart less.

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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