- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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