- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

why did sally drown cause she was black

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

My three children are three big mistakes.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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