Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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What's 9+10? 19.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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