- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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