- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

2 + 2 = 4

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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