Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Your mother just died.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

An anti-joke

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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