- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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