- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

your face is kinda funny

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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