- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

knock knock go away!!!

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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