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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

I just drank a cola.

The WNBA

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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