- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

CFL

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Soccer...

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

why do mexicans get made fun of

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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