What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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