- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Women's rights.

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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