- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Barack Obama

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

My mum is called Steve

Nickelback

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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