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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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