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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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