A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

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Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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