- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Neither did she.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

what's white and sticky semen

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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