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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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